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TopsecretI was just watching Swordfish and the senators assistant hands him a floppy disc and says "Sir, we have a problem" ... I'm sorry, but nothing important has ever been able to fit on a floppy disc, there's no way the senator is going to have his fly-fishing disturbed for 1.4 mb

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I might be able to fit my Thunderbird filters.dat file on a floppy - not sure if that qualifies as important in a national security sense, but its important to me. You wouldn’t be able to fit that many incriminating photographs or audio files on a floppy – not when the average camera-phone is spitting out 1+mp images.

How many of the important things on your computer could you fit on a floppy?