Now I don't even need to actually *do* anything to get my share of the Nigerian money... 

Dear Friend,

After several meetings and findings the committee has approved the transfered of $7.5m to your account being payment for Inheritance of fund of your late relative Mr Smith Mason for digging the wells and the construction and maintenance of Warri and Porthacourt refineries in 1999.

Please let me know how you want the money to be transfered to enable me to give the information to the foreign Commission for Payments and also steps to follow to get the fund into your account.

Sorry for any inconveniences.